The unofficial archive
DESK
ARCHIVE
Every week, laminated.
The papers that already ran.
Homepage is this week. This room keeps last week from disappearing when the next humiliation files. One official file per NFL week. A heat edition is a rewrite, not a new week.
- Week 7 — Rams 35, Raiders 21 Postgame desk, filed Oct 25. Booed into the locker room by their own building.
- Week 6 — Bills 33, Raiders 30 Postgame desk, filed Oct 19. Half the building wore blue.
- Week 6 preview — Bills at Raiders (pregame; final Bills 33, Raiders 30) Midweek preview, filed Oct 15. Third place and falling.
- Week 5 Tuesday update — Patriots 45, Raiders 17 Bills–Rams result patch, filed Oct 13.
- Week 5 — Patriots 45, Raiders 17 Postgame desk, filed Oct 12.
- Week 4 heat — injury report, Maye POTW Midweek heat, filed Oct 9.
- Week 4 — Chiefs 30, Raiders 27 Postgame desk, filed Oct 5.
- Week 3 heat — Cousins-Crosby hatchet rewrite Midweek heat, filed Sep 30.
- Week 3 — Raiders 35, Saints 27 Postgame desk, filed Sep 28.
- Week 3 preview — Raiders at Saints Pregame Saints package, filed Sep 25.
- Week 2, 2026 — Chargers 14, Raiders 26 Official laminate · SoFi · Sept. 20 · False Hope, Vol. 48
- Week 2 heat edition Same Sunday. Hotter house voice. Not a third week.
- Week 1, 2026 — Dolphins 13, Raiders 27 Official laminate · Allegiant · Sept. 13 · False Hope, Vol. 47